party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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