I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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