I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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