so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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