But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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