You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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