i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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