Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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