I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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