From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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