shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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