No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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