she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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