if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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