Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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