but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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