The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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