I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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