But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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