the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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