I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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