I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i want to swaddle you in tequila
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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