I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
