I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
it's like iHOP with fire
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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