You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She's the barista slut.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Randomize
