Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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