ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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