I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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