I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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