Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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