I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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