His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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