it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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