And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I cut my penus on the lid.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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