i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
