Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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