i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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