I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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