BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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