I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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