actually, I'm a sock model
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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