Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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