just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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