I'm really into asian looking animals
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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