why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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