just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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