Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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