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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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