i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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