in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Randomize
