so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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