That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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