i permit you to call me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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