She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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