is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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